A funny guide through the 2nd semifinal

Did you agree with the results of the first semi final? It’s time for the 2nd one. We look at it at this funny guide again. Don’t be shocked, Julia Sanina is wearing traditional Ukrainian clothing.

We start with Denmark. It is pink all over, but the whole stage reminds us a bit of the well-known candy hearts. By the way: Reiley looks like 16, but is actually 26. We don’t see Denmark qualify.

It is still pink all over. Armenia also has a lot of pink, although that changes if Brunette is not sitting on the structure again. Surpsise, she sings a part of the song in Armenian. Of course we will see Armenia back on Saturday, in the final.

It is not entirely clear to us what Theodor Andrei from Romania wants to convey. He sings a love song, has his jacket opened but also wears shorts and Spongebob socks. We don’t quite get it. By the way, theodor’s legs are not the last hairy legs you will see. But you wont see Theodor in the final.

If you think that Alika from Estonia will sing a fairly quiet Wouter Hardy ballad with little frills, you will be disappointed. If you look very closely, you will see that the piano on stage is playing itself. It is likely for Estonia to go to the final.

It’s pink all over again, but now we’re talking about Gustaph’s pants. Gustaph’s act is the Brussels waffle of the festival: it contains a lot of sugar. The whole performance is rock solid and Gustaph’s vocals are good. Don’t forget dancer PussCee West who made a big contribution to the act. Of course Belgium will go to the final.

It’s actually quite sad: it’s been raining here all week, and then Andrew Lambrou of Cyprus is also getting wet on stage. Fortunately, at the end of his performance, the EBU turns on the fireplace. We will see Andrew back in the final.

Diljá flies across the stage in a silver suit. Although she sings about p..p…p..power, we mainly see f…f….f….flowers in the background. Because of all the moving, Diljá gets out of breath. The singers are clearly not all Noa Kirel this year. No final for Iceland this year.

Victor Vernicos is 16 but looks 26, and yet another pair of hairy legs in shorts. Victor hops and jumps across the stage and gets so out of breath that he doesn’t sing a note in tune. We are not going to joke about this, we particularly feel sorry for the boy. Unfortunately the final will be mission impossible for Greece.

And if you think you’ve had it all in terms of bad singing, Blanka comes from Poland. Anyone who thinks that she has improved her singing since the national final will unfortunately be disappointed. The summery atmosphere that we did see in the photos does not come across at all with the camera work. However, we would not be surprised if Poland qualifies.

Would Joker Out! be the only band that will make it, on behalf of Slovenia. We have to say that in addition to a nice song, the group member with a mother from Assen also plays a role. In Amsterdam at Eurovision In Concert, the band did its best to speak some Dutch to our reporter Kal. That was great! We are convinced that the band will go through to the final.

Iru from Georgia didn’t want a bracelet at first. In the end it turned out to be one, a little one. The song is one for the connoisseur, well sung. Her movements are especially reminiscent of Kate Bush from the time of “Wuthering heights”. Georgia will qualify, we are convinced.

You do your best, write a song for the Eurovision song contest and then nobody likes it. It happened to the Italian group Piqued Jacks who participate for San Marino. With a thin voice, singer E-King shows that he is not the greatest singing talent of the evening. Sorry, but no San Marino in the final.

Imagine you have very nice graphics of a typewriter, Edgar Allan Poe and the singers themselves and then the camerawork is not good. It happens to Teya and Salena from Austria. The result is that the song does not come across as the hit that was previously expected. But a qualifier it is!

Singer Albina from Albania has brought her whole family on stage. Those who don’t turn on the sound or don’t speak Albanian might think it’s a funeral: not only because of the black clothing, but also because of the dramatic faces that the artists show. Qualifying is possible, but will be a tough job for Albania.

And then there is another returning artist: Monika Linkytė. She wears orange as if she were a Dutch lady on King’s Day. Monika and her backing singers are standing in a circle, making us wonder what children’s game they are playing. But Monika also sings a piece of the song in her own language. Lithuania will for sure qualify for the final.

Sebastien Tellier (France 2008) once had a golf cart on stage. The band Voyager makes it even more colorful with a complete car. With this typical Voyager song we rock out the 2nd semifinal. We will see this car back in the final.

So in the end, we think Austria, Slovenia, Georgia, Australia, Belgium, Cyprus, Armenia, Lithuania, Estonia and Poland will qualify for the final.

 

Related news

Eurovision 2026

Road to Vienna: Norway

As the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 in Vienna approaches, we continue our daily spotlight on this year’s contestants. Road to Vienna: Norway   Jonas Lovv: From the Voice to Eurovision Early Life and Local Music Scene Jonas Lovv is a Norwegian singer and songwriter from Bergen. Before gaining national attention, he spent years building his craft on the local music scene, performing in clubs and bands across the city. An early attempt on Idol in 2014 did not lead to a breakthrough, but it strengthened his focus on live performance and artistic development. Shuffle Baby and Musical Growth Lovv later became the frontman of synth-pop trio Shuffle Baby, known for blending 1980s-inspired electro-pop with modern production. The group released the EP Posers in 2019 and the single “Over It” in 2020. Although the band gained traction, the project eventually slowed down, leading Lovv toward a full solo career. Solo Career and Expanding Sound From 2020 onward, Jonas Lovv steadily released solo music in both Norwegian and English. His work ranges from pop and rock to more emotional, stripped-back tracks. With multiple singles and the EP Fotografisk minne (2023), he built a diverse catalogue that showcased his evolving sound and songwriting identity. The Voice Norway Breakthrough His national breakthrough came in 2025 on The Voice Norway, where his powerful audition of “Play That Funky Music” turned all chairs. Mentored by Espen Lind, he impressed audiences with versatile performances and quickly became a standout contestant. After the show, he expanded his live presence with major festival appearances and orchestral collaborations. Ya Ya Ya: A High-Energy Song About Intense Attraction Ya Ya Ya is an energetic track that explores desire, temptation, and emotional intensity. At its core, the song captures the feeling of being pulled into a powerful attraction that is both thrilling and overwhelming. Desire and Emotional Loss of Control The lyrics describe a relationship where passion takes over completely. The narrator becomes consumed by someone irresistible, unable to maintain control. This emotional and physical intensity reflects a connection that feels exciting but also slightly destructive. Pleasure, Pain, and Emotional Conflict A key theme in the song is contradiction. The attraction brings both excitement and frustration, highlighting the unstable nature of the relationship. While the connection feels euphoric, there is also an awareness of emotional risk and instability. Hypnotic Repetition and Emotional Impact The repeated “ya-ya-ya-ya” chorus acts like a hypnotic loop, symbolizing obsessive desire. This repetition enhances the song’s energy and reflects how emotions can feel inescapable when attraction becomes overwhelming.                                                                                                                                                      Ultimately, “Ya Ya Ya” is about surrendering to intense attraction despite the risks. It explores the balance between control and emotional abandon, capturing the excitement, vulnerability, and chaos of passionate relationships.   Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest Norway has a storied history in the Eurovision Song Contest, having participated since 1960. The country boasts three victories: in 1985 with Bobbysocks‘ “La det swinge,” in 1995 with Secret Garden‘s “Nocturne,” and in 2009 with Alexander Rybak‘s “Fairytale.” Despite holding the record for the most last-place finishes, Norway has also achieved numerous top-ten results, reflecting its resilience and commitment to the competition. The Bookmakers Norway may be ranked 18th with the bookmakers and 9th in the semi-final, but a place in the final is anything but certain.        

Read More »
Eurovision 2026
Anja Kroeze

Road to Vienna: Norway

As the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 in Vienna approaches, we continue our daily spotlight on this year’s contestants. Road to Vienna: Norway   Jonas Lovv: From the Voice to Eurovision Early Life and Local Music Scene Jonas Lovv is a Norwegian singer and songwriter from Bergen. Before gaining national attention, he spent years building his craft on the local music scene, performing in clubs and bands across the city. An early attempt on Idol in 2014 did not lead to a breakthrough, but it strengthened his focus on live performance and artistic development. Shuffle Baby and Musical Growth Lovv later became the frontman of synth-pop trio Shuffle Baby, known for blending 1980s-inspired electro-pop with modern production. The group released the EP Posers in 2019 and the single “Over It” in 2020. Although the band gained traction, the project eventually slowed down, leading Lovv toward a full solo career. Solo Career and Expanding Sound From 2020 onward, Jonas Lovv steadily released solo music in both Norwegian and English. His work ranges from pop and rock to more emotional, stripped-back tracks. With multiple singles and the EP Fotografisk minne (2023), he built a diverse catalogue that showcased his evolving sound and songwriting identity. The Voice Norway Breakthrough His national breakthrough came in 2025 on The Voice Norway, where his powerful audition of “Play That Funky Music” turned all chairs. Mentored by Espen Lind, he impressed audiences with versatile performances and quickly became a standout contestant. After the show, he expanded his live presence with major festival appearances and orchestral collaborations. Ya Ya Ya: A High-Energy Song About Intense Attraction Ya Ya Ya is an energetic track that explores desire, temptation, and emotional intensity. At its core, the song captures the feeling of being pulled into a powerful attraction that is both thrilling and overwhelming. Desire and Emotional Loss of Control The lyrics describe a relationship where passion takes over completely. The narrator becomes consumed by someone irresistible, unable to maintain control. This emotional and physical intensity reflects a connection that feels exciting but also slightly destructive. Pleasure, Pain, and Emotional Conflict A key theme in the song is contradiction. The attraction brings both excitement and frustration, highlighting the unstable nature of the relationship. While the connection feels euphoric, there is also an awareness of emotional risk and instability. Hypnotic Repetition and Emotional Impact The repeated “ya-ya-ya-ya” chorus acts like a hypnotic loop, symbolizing obsessive desire. This repetition enhances the song’s energy and reflects how emotions can feel inescapable when attraction becomes overwhelming.                                                                                                                                                      Ultimately, “Ya Ya Ya” is about surrendering to intense attraction despite the risks. It explores the balance between control and emotional abandon, capturing the excitement, vulnerability, and chaos of passionate relationships.   Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest Norway has a storied history in the Eurovision Song Contest, having participated since 1960. The country boasts three victories: in 1985 with Bobbysocks‘ “La det swinge,” in 1995 with Secret Garden‘s “Nocturne,” and in 2009 with Alexander Rybak‘s “Fairytale.” Despite holding the record for the most last-place finishes, Norway has also achieved numerous top-ten results, reflecting its resilience and commitment to the competition. The Bookmakers Norway may be ranked 18th with the bookmakers and 9th in the semi-final, but a place in the final is anything but certain.        

Read More »
Follow Us: